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Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.

Food should be fun.

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Never order food in excess of your body weight.

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Every joint, from the best to the worst, seems to have people who think the food served there is the very best. Even bad barbecue is somebody’s favorite.